We Compare Senran Kagura’s Virtual Breasts with Real Ones… You Know, for...
The PS Vita edition of breast simulator game Senran Kagura has become an instant hit, selling out in stores everywhere immediately after hitting store shelves. However, the question stands: With these...
View ArticleThe Onion Tower is Here! Mr. Sato Takes on 100 Slices of Grilled Onion in one...
We’ve never been ones to shy away from fast food challenges, and today is no exception. Today may well be Friday to the rest of you, but for the RocketNews24 team, and especially our champion eating...
View ArticleRocketNews24 Staff Compete in “Go! Go! Curry” Speed-Eating Contest, Fail to...
As we reported recently, popular curry chain Go! Go! Curry is currently holding a speed eating event, where the person who can cram two servings of their regular house curry down their gullet in the...
View ArticleIs 800 Million Yen Really Enough to Take a Bath In?
Not too long ago, Mr. Sato was thumbing through a magazine when he came across an ad for something. On the page he could see a man sitting in a bath tub filled with cash. “Boy, he sure looks happy”...
View ArticlePresenting: RocketNews24′s First Ever Commercial
That’s right, kids, we’ve hit the big leagues. And it’s all thanks to you. Sure, we began in a tiny one-room office in Shinjuku, bickering with each other about elbow space, missing pencils and who...
View ArticleMr. Sato Goes Glam, Like Some Cat from Japan
Although David Bowie is known around the world, he has a special group of fans in Japan as noted by last month’s David Bowie Café to celebrate his newest album in 10 years, The Next Day. Among these...
View ArticleWe Try Beer Made with Coffee from an Elephant’s Butt!
Readers may recall Kanagawa based brewery Sankt Gallen from their Valentine’s Day Chocolate Beer and Chocolate Glass promotion. Well, they were back to ring in April Fools’ Day with a coffee stout...
View ArticleMr. Sato Takes on the “Mammoth 2kg Fried Chicken Curry”
Super-sized menus have been steadily on the rise in Japan, and one place in Akihabara, Tokyo has upped the ante further. On top of their original 1kg dish, Mammoth Curry has released a 2kg monstrosity...
View ArticleWe Take Mr. Sato for a Shampoo and Trim at the Pet Salon 【Thrifty Style】
Having already spent the vast majority of RocketNews24‘s budget on trips to Turkey and Portugal or stuffing our faces with vats of curry, we felt it was time to cut back on the spending a little. We...
View ArticleFive Reasons Why We Love Mr. Sato
Mr. Sato, you are quite literally the man! As our most trusted source of all things bizarre in Japan, you never disappoint. From the time you went in for a trim at a pet salon (on all fours mind you)...
View ArticleMr. Sato Puts Panties on His Head to Become Superhuman
Amid all the hype surrounding the live action adaptation of Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen, the former Shonen Jump series has been on everyone’s minds recently – perhaps no one more than our own Mr. Sato....
View ArticleWe Get Wet and Wild at Thailand’s Water Festival
Over the years, Thailand has gone by many names. Until 1939 it was Siam, and the country’s friendly citizens have earned it the nickname “The Land of Smiles.” For a few days each year though, Thailand...
View ArticleCan You Enlarge Your Breasts With Plungers? We Investigate
Despite many a man’s preference for small to average size bust lines, society as whole seems to put a lot of emphasis on large breasts. For this reason, women head to the plastic surgeon in droves for...
View ArticleCan You Enlarge Your Breasts with… Damn…
The RocketNews24 DIY Breast Augmentation Team had received a lot of feedback from readers regarding their use of plungers to enlarge one’s bust line. Among the taunting and complaints from disturbed...
View ArticleFrozen Beer and Beer Cocktails – Mr. Sato Checks Out Kirin Ichiban Garden
With Golden Week over, it means summer and hot, humid days are just around the corner. Knowing you’ll need a cooling and refreshing oasis to escape to in the months ahead, Mr. Sato headed over to the...
View ArticleHyper Cool Biz 2013 Line Announced: Fundoshi and Parasols Hot This Year for...
With the few days of comfortable weather known as spring in Japan slipping away it’s time to brace ourselves for the muggy scorching heat of summer. This of course means it’s Hyper-Gentleman’s Cool...
View ArticleMr. Sato goes on a date with an idol, unleashes his secret weapon: canned rum
Summer is almost here, and in Japan that means two things. First, high humidity and the profuse sweating that comes with it. But second, summer is also the season of hot, passionate, romance....
View ArticleWe send a team to take part in the qualifying round of the Air Guitar World...
The annual Air Guitar World Championships held in Oulu, Northern Finland celebrates the beloved guitar without actually using them. Instead, participants channel all the energy, attitude, and...
View ArticleDance contest underway to co-star in AKB48 member’s video, Mr. Sato throws...
It is believed that AKB48’s Tomomi Itano will be leaving the massive pop unit to pursue her solo career sometime around August this year. Itano has also released her fourth single as a solo artist,...
View ArticleHands-free burger holder frees hands to put even more food in your mouth
A few days ago, we designed and field tested a shoulder-mounted, hands-free burger holding device that allowed our gluttonous Mr. Sato to eat one of his beloved burgers without missing a Tweet. Then...
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