Amid all the hype surrounding the live action adaptation of Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen, the former Shonen Jump series has been on everyone’s minds recently – perhaps no one more than our own Mr. Sato.
One day while sitting at his desk he slammed his fist down and shouted “That does it! I’ve waited too long and am going to make myself Hentai Kamen once and for all!”
In the series, the main character, Kyosuke, must wear some panties on his head in order to boost his power. In an effort to do the same, Mr. Sato asked a pretty female coworker whether he could borrow a pair. After regaining consciousness, he rushed to the nearest lingerie store to consult a professional.
***NOTE: The following story is not safe for work… not really safe for home either. It’s just not safe. You’ve been warned.***
■ “Panties to make me a superhero, please!”
As fast as he could, Mr. Sato hurried to Peach John, a trendy underwear retailer in Japan. With a determined gait, he bee-lined to the counter and asked the girl, “Panties that make me into a superhero, please! You know Hentai Kamen (pervert mask), right?”
“Eh, not really…” she sheepishly replied.
Mr. Sato pulled out an old copy of the manga he kept tucked in his pants and showed her a picture from it.
“Oh, plain white. Sure, right this way sir,” she said. As they walked to the racks the clerk had a calm demeanor that Mr. Sato wasn’t used to people having in his presence.
“Truly, this is a panty professional,” he thought to himself.
The clerk had laid out five pairs for him to choose from. There were some with various accoutrements like lace and frills. They seemed to be calling out to Mr. Sato.
“Next time” he thought, and picked out the ones that resembled the ones in his manga the most; simple white.
■ Metamorphosis!
Returning to the editorial department of RocketNews24, Mr. Sato took the panties from the bag and proceeded to put them over his face.
Slowly, his face seemed to change as he growled “the clothhhh Awwwwwuuuu!” much like Kyosuke when the essence of the panties merges with his being.
However, in the comic this is usually followed by an explosive and dramatic transformation into Hentai Kamen. For Mr. Sato it was just him slowly disrobing so as not to disturb his sciatica.
■ The Difference Between Hentai Kamen and Hentai Sato
Having fully stripped down to his mankini, he noticed that something wasn’t quite right. Well, actually nothing was quite right about any of this, but his transformation didn’t seem complete.
When Hentai Sato uttered Hentai Kamen’s catchphrase “That’s my Oinari!”, he seemed more like a middle-aged man in an old mankini inappropriately offering sushi than a super powered crime fighter.
That’s when it hit him; there were no fishnet stockings!
With the uniform complete, Hentai Sato made the final leap to Hentai Kamen. He could feel the power coursing through him. Everyone else began to feel the power too and complained of nausea, headaches and stinging eyes.
This raw power of justice and friendship was mighty indeed. So, if you’re thinking of getting into a life of crime, think again or you may have to face this.
Starring: Mr. Sato
Original Article by Megumi Sawai
This has been a Kuzo Production ©MMXIII
▼ Mr. Sato, mild-mannered reporter by day.
▼ But when he puts on the panties he just bought.
▼ He has the power to make people violently ill.
▼ “That’s my Oinari!”
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